Things adulthood taught me that never age…
#transformationtuesday
👉🏻Choose your friends, food, & alcohol wisely. Ps. Taking 3 shots instead of 5 is still not taking better care of your body🥃
👉🏻Credit cards are dangerous
👉🏻You can bless & block anyone or anything from your life if it disturbs your peace & energy. You don’t owe anyone anything
👉🏻Rescuing a cat 🐈⬛ & a bottle of @crownroyal are totally acceptable valentine gifts to yourself
👉🏻There is no such thing as too many plants (or coffee)🪴☕️
👉🏻 I don’t remember life before @instacart & @amazon prime or #meatbars 🤷♀️
👉🏻 Life actually starts when you get an airfryer. Get 1 sooner♨️❤️
👉🏻The answer is always walk & meat 🥩🦶
👉🏻Stop ignorin all the red flags they be showin, they’re not check engine lights 😆 & when you think a mf won’t do you like that, they absolutely will do you like that 👀
👉🏻You cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same message or next message before getting a reply to the 1st one. You’ll only get a reply to 1. Slow down😜
👉🏻You spend the majority of your day rubbin a piece of glass 📱🤳🏻 Love life fiercely that’s all that matters. Not just the highlight reels.
👉🏻Grocery Stores should put carts in the middle where my pride realizes I have too much sh*t to carry
👉🏻Rugs are expensive save your money, spend it buying your own flowers💐
👉🏻When I was young I wanted 2 kids, a picket fence, & married by 21…lets all laugh together. 😂 Live your own timeline.
👉🏻 Live simple. Things weigh you down. (Except meat. Buy the meat 🍖🙃)
👉🏻Part of me wants to be a powerful independent woman who makes a 💩 ton of money & the other part wants to be a trophy wife with new boobs sitting at the pool & the most difficult decision of my day being what cocktail I wanna drink. Your wants & needs will change. Let them. Always aim to evolve higher. You can do it all!
👉🏻Beware of cocktails that taste like juice, ice cream, or a slushy…before ya know it you can’t walk & have to pick up your dignity down the street the next day. Treat your body like a trash can & you become the trash can.
👉🏻It’s ok to go thru this phase called “fxck everything.” Do your squats & know your worth. Take it one “WTF” at a time.
Oxox